Dr. Jim Garrow: How To Assure That The Public Loses Control Of The Election Process

How To Assure That The Public Loses Control Of The Election Process:

Dr. Jim Garrow

Isn’t it wonderful that Google, Amazon, Facebook, CIA, and KGB have offered their services to assure that elections are not meddled in by other nations? I may have gotten carried away with some of the initials but you get the drift.

Let’s all remember the old canard – I’m from the government and I’m here to help. Yup, we can rest assured that when the new totalitarians offer to help that we will be well served. And while I’m selling you that bridge lets go over the warranty. Zuckie baby, Bezos the boy wonder, the also ran at Apple, and Ferris Bueller, will keep the government in line and keep their ad revenue flowing to add to our stifling debt. I’m sorry I seem to have lost my train of thought. The election process will remain sacrosanct and that is why we will return to paper ballots so that some pimply faced teenager doesn’t steal the elections. Why just last week a pimply faced boy wonder hacked the election system, just to show that it could be done. But don’t worry, George Soros is assuring us that the integrity of the process is safeguarded by his money and everything that it will buy.

The Founding Fathers would be aghast in shock if they could see the trust that we are placing in folks who are patently untrustworthy. The future of the Republic is in the best hands that money could buy. They know whats best for us after all, we are just deplorables and need to be led by the nose into the promised land. Hallelujah – what a country.

– Dr. Jim Garrow –